Brian of Pizzaspotz
Neighbors is a movie about growing up. It’s difficult to do for so many people and I include myself in that group. If you’ve seen the trailer, you know the film is about a couple with a six month old baby who buy their first home and soon after, a group of college kids buy the house next door and set up a fraternity. The madcap laughs, foul language, explicit sex and drugs begin soon after.
This isn’t the 1970s Dan Akroyd and John Belushi movie of the same name simply remade. This movie is filled with the trash people in America love to watch these days. It’s mind numb comedy complete with about 150 “f” bombs exploding for those innocent ears to hear, you know the 3-7 year old children parents drag to filth like this because they don’t want to get a babysitter. I think even worse than the foul language is the explicit sexual situations that constantly arise in Neighbors.
If you’re horny and don’t like downloading porn, this would be a great movie for you to watch, but there are better movies to see if you just want to witness revenge on screen. Go watch a classic like Grumpy Old Men or Grumpier Old Men to watch revenge. Download a porn movie if you just want to see scantily clad college girls or college girls with no clothes on at all.
Neighbors is the type of movie that caters to the lowest moral denominator in our society. In its opening weekend it grossed around 80 million dollars. That’s a lot of money and those ticket sales say so much about the world we live in today.
You may totally disagree with this review. And you may like anchovies on your pizza while I prefer a plain slice of cheese. if you care about morality and values, you’re like me and you will hate this film.
In our pizza movie rating, this film rates “one cheese pizza” on a scale of 1-5 pizzas.
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