Brian of Pizzaspotz
You may have taken pizza I.Q. tests before, but this one is the most difficult. We’re trying to find some unemployed MENSA members to deliver pizza to the houses of those who pass this pizza I.Q. test : )
Now is your chance to test your pizza intelligence. After the test, see how you rank. You may become a PizzaSpotz Pizza Ninja, or a pizza black belt, a Pizza Master, a Pizza Student, a Genuine Pizza Eater or if you fall flat on your face and score below 20% correct, pizzeria owners everywhere will be warned about you.
Ready. Set. Go.
Scoring
Above 85% – You are a PizzaNinja! You wipe the floor with your opponents. You must have either cheated by using Google or you belong in some pizza museum.
65%-84% – You are a Pizza Black Belt! You chomp down the slices and chop down most people who compete against you in a pizza I.Q. test. Great job!
55%-64% – You are a Pizza Master! This is an above average score because you have taken the expert level Pizza I.Q. test. Be proud of yourself and tell the world what you’ve accomplished.
35%-54% You are a PizzaStudent! You’re learning more and more about pizza every day. You should be proud because this score proves you didn’t cheat by using Google. Or it proves you’re a terrible Googler. : (
20%-34% You are a genuine Pizza Eater! You love pizza, proven by your taking this Pizza I.Q. Test, but the trivial stuff is just trivial to you. “Just give me a slice!” is your motto.
Below 20% – Pizzeria owners everywhere are being notified about you. Better hope they don’t lock the doors when they see you coming. You may prefer our Novice Level Pizza I.Q. Test.
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