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by the PizzaSpotz.com staff
We first saw this concept of pizza/peace at the We the Pizza website. We the Pizza is a pizzeria in Washington D.C. They had pizza quotes where the word peace was replaced by pizza. We’ve done this with Bible verses. Along with the humor that comes along with what you read below, we hope you will go ahead and read each verse twice, once with the word pizza inserted and then replace it with the word peace.
Well, here we go with the top ten Bible verses about Pizza (peace).
10. Job 3:26 – “I have no pizza, no quietness; I have no rest, but only turmoil.”
What? No pizza. That is definitely the modern day definition of turmoil.
9. Psalm 29:11 – “The LORD gives strength to his people; the LORD blesses his people with pizza.”
I always knew pizza was healthy for you, especially if it’s given to you by God.
8. John 16:33 – “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have pizza (peace). In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”
Okay, there have been some funny quips about the previous verses, but this Bible verse is really important because so many people do not have real peace in their lives. Don’t worry, there’s some more humor coming below, but seriously, are you here reading this by mistake, maybe you need peace in your life. Jesus really did come to give it to you and he loves you. He wants your life to be filled with peace and if you love it, pizza.
7. Ecclesiastes 3:8 – “(There’s) a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for pizza.”
Wasn’t this a song lyric from the 1960s? Just goes to show there really is time for everything. I’m big on love, not so big on hate, not so big on war, but in our house, it’s always pizza time. When I saw this verse, I knew we had to include it in our list of top ten Bible verses about pizza.
6. Matthew 5:9 Blessed are the pizzamakers, for they will be called children of God.
I have many friends who make pizza for a living and they will be happy to read this Bible verse.
5. Isaiah 48:22 – “There is no pizza,” says the LORD, “for the wicked.”
This is about the best reason I have found for not being wicked. Seriously, it’s never good to be wicked, and if this is the punishment, NO PIZZA! Then we all better try to be good people, loving God and loving others. That way, we may be blessed with extra pizza and maybe it might be free. Yay for free pizza!
4. Proverbs 29:17 – Discipline your children, and they will give you pizza; they will bring you the delights you desire.
That settles it. When my son gets home, he’s grounded and I’ll give him a spanking. Maybe he’ll bring me a slice of pepperoni and a slice of cheese. Mmmm Mmmmm.
3. Pslam 120: 6 – Too long have I lived among those who hate pizza.
If I lived around such intolerable people for one minute, that would be way too long. How could anyone hate pizza? Do you know anyone like that?
2. 3 John 1:14 – I hope to see you soon, and we will talk face to face. Pizza to you. The friends here send their greetings. Greet the friends there by name.
That’s what pizza is all about, friends, and sharing it face to face. And you have a lot more friends if you’re the one always buying the pizza.
And finally, number one on our top ten Bible verses about pizza list is….
1. Psalm 85:8 – I will listen to what God the LORD says; he promises pizza to his people, his faithful servants
I’m trying to be faithful, but it’s a difficult task. Since I eat pizza at least twice a week, maybe I’m being a bit more faithful than I thought I was.
We hope you are being blessed with pizza quite often. From what we see above, if you just don’t do wicked things and love God, you’re stomach should soon be overflowing with pizza.
Pizza to you,
The PizzaSpotz.com staff