Brian of Pizzaspotz
Description: There are all kinds of jokes in the world, but some people, like you, prefer corny jokes.
Some people laugh at corny jokes. I’m one of those people, you must be one too. Here is our list of top ten corny jokes which are in the public domain. If for some reason you believe one of these jokes infringe on your copyright, please advise us and we’ll 
take down that particular corny joke immediately.
Please enjoy and as the title says, these corny jokes are best shared with friends over pizza. And when you’re done with this list, go enjoy some great pizza jokes and stories.
If you have some favorite corny jokes you’d like to share with our readers that aren’t already on the following list, please do share your jokes in the comment section after the list. We appreciate your comments and especially your jokes.
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The PizzaSpotz.com staff
Top Ten Corny Jokes
10. If you’re an American when you go in the bathroom and an American when you come out what are you while you’re in the bathroom?
European
9. What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink car?
A pink carnation
8. What did the digital clock say to his mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
7. When the skunk walked in the court room, what did the judge say?
The judge called out, “Odor in the Court!”
6. What did the head football coach say to the vending machine that took his money?
“Give me my quarter back!”
5. What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin that’s rolling downhill.
4. What kind of workers are greedy?
MINE-ers
3. Everyone knows April showers bring May flowers, but what in the world do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
2. Define a dyslexic agnostic insomniac.
That’s a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is such a thing as a dog.
And the number one all-time corny joke is….
1. Two pretzels were walking down the street, one was a salted.
(Insert rim shot here)
Please add your own favorite corny jokes in the comment section below. Thanks.
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